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pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:01:48 -0500

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

wolfcifer: i love how hannibal is such a dark and bloody show but the fandom is more...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:22:10 -0500

wolfcifer:

i love how hannibal is such a dark and bloody show but the fandom is more like

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:21:45 -0500

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

cadaverousgallant: pacolind: I was playing Minecraft,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:38:16 -0500

cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

racinghibiscus: Tag´s stuck ;-) I seriously thought this was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:36:23 -0500

racinghibiscus:

Tag´s stuck ;-)

I seriously thought this was Steen and one of the Phelps brothers from Harry Potter… Wow… Sorry Bergy…

pygmy-of-triviality: finalowen: Here you go, Eight fandom. I’m...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:35:20 -0500

pygmy-of-triviality:

finalowen:

Here you go, Eight fandom. I’m sure we’ll get a lot of use out of it. (Original gif by Harbek!)

FUCK YES.

Hahahaha!!!! Made my day!!!

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:46:54 -0500

Hahahaha!!!! Made my day!!!

watchtheskytonight: grantairees: if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:40:39 -0500

watchtheskytonight:

grantairees:

if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!

I DID THIS DURING OUR LANGUAGE ARTS DEBATE AND MY TEACHER SLOWLY GOT UP FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND WALKED BEHIND HER DESK AND THEN I GOT FREE CANDY FROM MY TEACHER

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vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:29:12 -0500

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

badhoruss: yellow omfg mind player at heart herethough i can...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:18:08 -0500

badhoruss:

yellow omfg mind player at heart here
though i can see the definate drawbacks of that too
Maybe the orange one then.

badhoruss: thatpointlessidiot: [a bunch of blindly mislead...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:16:21 -0500

badhoruss:

thatpointlessidiot:

[a bunch of blindly mislead idiots redacted]

The milkshake: This is not limited to fast food nor to milkshakes. That ‘concoction’ is the industry standard artificial strawberry flavoring found in everything strawberry flavored that isn’t naturally flavored.

Chicken nuggets: Total lies. My sister works at the Tyson plant that provides KFC and McDonalds their nuggets. There’s no ‘pink paste’ stage. ’Reflavoring’ is an injection of mostly salt into the meat in order to give it some taste because modern day chicken is nearly flavorless. If you want to disgust people, show them the conditions of the processing plants that dismantle the chickens.

The pubic hair one: You eat more of your family’s pubic hairs cooking in your own home. You think you don’t shed once you walk in your own door?

Peanut butter: This is a cold hard truth of food mass production. There will be insects. You can never get rid of them or take them out of the process. The FDA places limits on how much can be allowed into specific foods so that food manufactories don’t get lazy and just say ‘Well we can’t keep it out.’ The FDA limit helps immensely because it makes these places try to keep the insect population down through keeping things clean.

Shellac: Oh my god this is so stupid. ’Shellac’ is an INGREDIENT. It’s a NATURAL PRODUCT produced by INSECTS. It is then PROCESSED into food-grade glaze or colorants, OR into wood and furniture polish. They don’t just take wood polish and dump it on your jawbreakers. Grow up.

Bacteriophages: The ‘phages of which you speak are used to kill the listeria virus. Listeria is a bacteria that attacks the immune system and has a one in five mortality rate. Bacteriophages? They’ve been used as an alternative to antibiotic medications in Russia and France for 90 years. That’s really disgusting and dangerous!

Coke: This is total and complete bunk. It would have been far more effective to point out that colas and carbonated drinks have been linked to weakened bones in those who overconsume them, but this is complete lies here. Again.

Salads: I think you mean propylene glycol. And again, this is bullshit. PG only causes reactions in those allergic to it. It has a very low toxicity and can only negatively affect human health if very large amounts are ingested very quickly and over a very short period of time. By which I mean ‘Find a vat of it and start drinking it and nothing else.’ Again you go for the lie instead of pointing out that fast food salads are processed and contain as much fat and cholesterol as most of the other foods offered by a fast food place.

Beef additives: This has nothing to do with fast food. This is common in MOST meats in the US. This is because the US has become so obsessed with the fat content of meat and making it ‘healthy’ that we have literally bred almost all the flavor out of every food animal breed we currently use. Flavorants are almost ALWAYS injected during processing or most of our meat would be bland and tasteless. ‘Flavorants’ typically being concentrated broth and/or salt and seasoning.

Cheese: Lies again. Only those cheeses labelled as ‘Pasteurized process cheese food’ and ‘Pasteurized process cheese spread’ match these stats. Pasteurized process cheese is simply a blended cheese made to have a sharp taste and be easily melted. Your lie here is that the 47% is referring to the cheese’s fat content, not cheese content.

This image is full of lies and misrepresented half-truths and anyone spreading this as truthful should rethink their approach.

thank you oh my god

patrickandmarcus: this is a riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:12:08 -0500

patrickandmarcus:

this is a riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

What!?

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elegantpaws: changeyourattitude: yinx1: seoulmama: pearly-swe...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:59:51 -0500

elegantpaws:

changeyourattitude:

yinx1:

seoulmama:

pearly-sweetcake:

ent-wife:

besotten-with-prudence:

“The Moody Couch”

I WANT THIS.

WANT

an actual pillow nest

must have

I’d never want to get out of it.

Yes please

Dog bed for humans. I like. I like a great deal.

oocupcakewhoreoo: fuck-kira: lunchtrae: … if there are 107.4...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:53:45 -0500

oocupcakewhoreoo:

fuck-kira:

lunchtrae:

… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page

thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….

wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?

i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what

WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!

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